He's baaaaaaack!!! (Here's........Jerry!)

"Look, can y'all not understand statements?" Jones said. "What the hell is going on here? Really. I really don't understand what is going on. The coaching staff is in place. The coaching staff is in place. The building is here. You want to ask the question, what if it blows down?"

We just want to ask the question--what if the Cowboys lose to the Eagles on Sunday in some kind of coaching error? Fire Wade Phillips? Nah. Not committed, super-charged dedicated, lovable Jerry Jones. No, he's not whimsical (Pac Man Jones).......

Let's just hope he doesn't have a Santa Suit at home. 

There was a Christmas Eve massacre in Covina, California that was just mind-boggling. A disgruntled ex-husband dressed up as Santa and burned his former in-laws house to the ground with a blowtorch, randomly gunning down party goers as they left. Pretty clever disguise.

Top Ten Reasons for Dressing as Santa During a Murder Spree:

1. The blood won't show on the suit.  Ok, maybe the furry parts
   
2. You can escape on your magic sleigh
3. Now the kids will take naughty or nice seriously!
4. Pillow can be used to muffle the gun
5. Elves are not big enough to hold a weapon
6. You can give "opening up" a whole new meaning
7. Who's going to say "no" to Santa?
8. Over 10,000 blow-torches were given as gifts last year, mostly to crackheads.
9. Dressing as Jesus wouldn't give you the same presence
10. No one can catch you--you're not real!
    

Jerry in a Santa suit.  Doesn't sound that far-fetched....

We're eagerly anticipating this weekend's action.  Only an idiot would even consider games that have no real importance, so we're going to be digging in one 4 or 5:

Dallas at Philly

NYG at Minnesota

NE at Buffalo

Miami at NYJ

and the grandaddy--

Denver at San Diego for all the pizza in the oven.

But today, our attention goes elsewhere, and elsewhere is a College Bowl Game.

Central Michigan -4.5 vs. Florida Atlantic

Over/Under 69

Fort Lauderdale, FL.

First off, whenever the number is 69, we like the over. So that's settled.

Central Michigan brings more to the table, even though this is Florida Atlantic's first bowl game.  CMU is 8-4 and FAU barely managed an even season.  Both teams score a tons and we expect a shoot-out.  CMU wants to win this one so they can attempt to crack the top 25.  Expect a lot of points.

Minnesota Timberwolves @ NY Knicks -4.5

Over/Under 215

OK, are we missing something?  The Timberwolves have been involved in 1 of their last 10 games where they went over 215 points.  We think there was a shitload of weed smoked on Christmas Day by both idle teams while playing X-Box.  We want a logy slow misfiring game.  Actually, we're demanding it.

Play the under

Happy Hunting,

and,

GO STUFF

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