Sunday, December 21, 2008

Knock! Knock!
















In further proof that there's no recession, Academy Award winner Paris Hilton's home was burglarized on Friday with a loss of over 2 million in jewelry. According to police reports, Hilton had been out partying the night before and was not home at the time (5am) of the incident(what a shock).  And apparently, the burglar had an easy go of it--she didn't lock the front door. If only the perp had stopped to try out Hilton's stripper pole (true!).....

Security cameras captured a photo of the culprit--dressed in a hooded sweatshirt(universal uniform of the minor criminal), who may have been acquainted with Hilton, which really doesn't rule out any half-way decent-looking average male actor in LA......

It was a rough day for the Top yesterday.  The Cowboys were pathetic.  Navy's ship was sunk and our mini-streak was broken.  But never fear, we shall boldly(and bold is our best bet, as well!) predict every game today:

CIN+3.5  @ CLE 31 CINC and Under SNOW!
NO-7 @DET 50 DET and Over Dome, last chance for DET!
MIA -4 @KC 39 KC and Under Arrowhead tough
AZ+8 @ NE 43 NE and Under Brutal weather
SF-5.5@STL 42.5 SF and Under STL sucks!
PITT-2@TENN 34.5 PITT and Under No Haynesworth
BUF+5.5@DEN 45 DEN and Over
HOUS-7@OAK 44 HOUS and Over Slaton, Slaton and more Slaton
NYJ -5@SEA 43 SEA and Under Trap game, and bad weather
PHI-3.5@WAS 38 PHI and Under Best bet of the week!
CAR+3.5@NYG 37.5 NYG and Under Pouring Snow!

We'll leave Green Bay and Chicago for tomorrow.  Until then, happy hunting and...

Go Stuff!

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