We know.
Shocking.
A full year's hiatus for the Top, but now gleefully reincarnated as a frolicking little snow bunny thanks the most recent "Blizzacane."
A lot has happened in the past 12 months--the Yankees actually won something (thank you, by the way!) and the Saints finally broke the levee, so to speak.
But easily the biggest story of the past 12 months has been our dear friend Tiger Woods whose off the course focus(foci) is now the stuff of infamy. Oh, it's not enough to marry a hot Swedish twin, god, how boring that must get. Try picking up some random ugly girls--that's much more challenging. Stupid. Really Stupid.
But not as idiotic as Sea World.......
They seriously need to improve their training programs to include important tips like these:
1) Orca, or as they are more commonly known "Killer whales", can be deadly animals. Employ caution, for example:
2) Do not rub your pony tail on the whale, he may mistake it for "food"--uh, like a fricking squid for example!
3) Tillikum, the whale in question, has been linked to two other deaths at Sea World, so be especially careful around him.
4) Tillikum weighs 6,000 pounds. That's a lot, and significantly more than most humans.
5) And finally, don't alarm the children in the crowd by getting yourself eaten or anything! There's a recession going and we need all the customers we can get!
Maybe it's time for Sea World to consider a re-branding to Snow Bunny World. At the very least, they could have at least staged the incident during an actual showtime. How badass would that have been to see?
Well, it's a bit of an off night. In fact, this is an odd time to relaunch the Top--you know it's sports no-man's land when Curling is the best thing going......
But there are a few college baskeball games going, so we'll take a shot at them, especially since one of them has us scratching our heads:
Iowa at Northwestern, O/U 124.5
Bottom of the barrel, that's for sure. 7-19 Iowa visits 17-10 Northwestern, who desperately needs every win to back into the tourney. The teams average 127 and 134 points respectively and NW has covered the over in 5 of it's last 6 home games, missing only against the most BORING team in college basketball, Michigan State.
Take the Over.....
Arizona at California, O/U 149
My how the mighty have fallen. Neither team is likely to make the tournament. The Pac Ten sucks this year and will be lucky to get two teams in.....Cal might be one of them. But they aren't doing it by scoring! 8 of their last 10 have been under this number and Arizona isn't a team that likes to push the tempo.
Take the Under.....
Well, the Top is in a busy season at work, so it's not likely this will be a daily event. But we'll try to keep you modestly informed and hopefully amused.
Go Stuff!
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